A terrible beast.
Reblogged from edgy-name-with-a-cuss-in-it
- Abraham Lincoln never fought vampires or zombies
- Adolph Hitler was not machine gunned to death in a movie theater in Paris
- Marty McFly did not invent Rock and Roll
- Richard Nixon never dispatched Dr. Manhattan to end the Vietnam War
You never complained about these changes to history, so shut the fuck up about a black man playing a fictional spy, you idiotic, racist pricks.
Reblogged from devildoll
I’M SORRY, BUT IS THAT A SPOOL OF GUTERMANN BLACK THREAD SITTING ON THE WEIRD RAGGEDY RECLAIMED WOOD TABLE THERE????
I mean, did Derek preface the creepy fingernail ouija party by SEWING ALL THE HOLES IN HIS BLACK CLOTHING, WHICH IS ALL OF HIS CLOTHING????? Oh man. Oh MAN. Derek must hit up JoAnn Fabric all the TIME, and the ladies who work there think he’s just this fun crafty guy! A dude who SEWS! They love it. They tell him when they get new fabrics in. They ask him if he’s been thinking about upgrading his old Singer (he doesn’t actually have one, but there was a weird conversation he didn’t know how to get out of and he mumbled “uh-huh” at the wrong moment, it was a whole thing). They ask him if he’s ever considered trying HeatnBond for his hemming needs. They ask him if he’d be interested in their upcoming quilting seminar. They give him reminder cards about when the scissors sharpener person is coming to the store, in case he has any blades that have gone dull. One of them notices that one of his buttons is barely hanging on and she shows him how to sew them on securely. One time he bought one of those embroidery floss organizers (for storing bullets and poisons and broken dream fragments in) and now they think he does needlework.
more like he used that to sew Peter’s finger back on and Peter’s like “That’s not hygienic man, but damn, that’s some nice stitch work.”
(side note: Talia teaching Derek to quilt, but the one he started got lost in the fire)
Reblogged from officerstilinskihale
HOME STRETCH! We’ve almost done the whole 3B, guys, which means you’re almost completely free of me spamming these things to you every weekend. (Not that I won’t continue to do them, but I’ll definitely make it less of a scheduled reoccurrence). I said I’d do one for each episode and I’m too close to stop now.
- Someone gets a lacrosse hoodie.
- Any size, any character
- Shipped anywhere
- One like, one reblog. Don’t be a jerk, don’t spam. You’ll break the notes and everyone will be upset.
- Winners picked with a random number generator.
- Giveaway ends MARCH 10th, 11:30PM EST